The U.S. Copyright Office today reported that the 1000th song titled 'Crazy Love' was registered, reaching the milestone just ahead of 'Blind Love'. Said blues singer Blind Willie McGee "I had no idea the title had been used - I thought it was entirely original."
God announced today that, as a result, the Apocalypse will be scheduled shortly. "It's become clear", She said, "that the creative spark I had granted to humanity has run dry prematurely. I'll have to start again with a different species - perhaps some kind of lizard."